The Italian Kingdom of Loodmud is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Victoria I with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.328 billion Loodmudians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loodimud. The average income tax rate is 7.6%.

The Loodmudian economy, worth 68.4 trillion Loodmudslavic Euros a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 51,494 Loodmudslavic Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Legend has it Queen Victoria I's shower singing echoes through the halls of government, odysseying merchant sailors swear that they've heard sirens in the western seas, sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street, and the dictionary is a common first book for children. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Loodmud's national animal is the Loodmudslavic Eagle.

Loodmud is ranked 177,562^nd in the world and 13^th in The Belkans for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.8 percentage of bribes refused.