by Max Barry

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 24thLargest Agricultural Sector: 35thHighest Economic Output: 36th
The Zombie Nukers of
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
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Look at me

Population39.612 billion

Capitalthe Radioactive Batcave

CurrencyBlood of Christ

The Zombie Nukers of Look at me is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Wonderdoctor with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 39.612 billion Lookatmes are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Radioactive Batcave. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Meanlooking economy, worth an astonishing 26,210 trillion Bloods of Christ a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 661,675 Bloods of Christ, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,719,199 per year while the poor average 30,505, a ratio of 154 to 1.

The crispy fried liver of a Bloodsucker is prized as a tasty treat by vagrants, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, and military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Look at me's national animal is the Bloodsucker, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Wonderdocterism.

Look at me is ranked 2,041st in the world and 5th in The Axis of Evil for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 25,758.19 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 24thLargest Agricultural Sector: 35thHighest Economic Output: 36thHighest Disposable Incomes: 38thLargest Mining Sector: 45thLargest Populations: 50thMost Avoided: 52ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 56thMost Ignorant Citizens: 61stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 72ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 94thHighest Average Incomes: 99thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 101stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 112thLargest Insurance Industry: 120thLargest Gambling Industry: 124thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 145thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 145thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 172ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 264thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 350thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 382ndMost Efficient Economies: 407thFattest Citizens: 516thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 565thLowest Crime Rates: 592ndLargest Governments: 605thMost Corrupt Governments: 703rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 968thSafest: 1,211thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,396thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,463rdRudest Citizens: 1,985thLargest Retail Industry: 2,041stTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,611thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,788thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,108thLargest Black Market: 6,432ndMost Influential: 7,389thMost Armed: 9,795thMost Conservative: 10,439thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,707thMost Stationary: 17,907th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the region

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