The Queen's State of Lord Bytown is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 29.844 billion Lord Bytownians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The very strong Lord Bytownian economy, worth a remarkable 1,262 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 42,308 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 287,643 per year while the poor average 2,273, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Lord Bytown's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lord Bytown is ranked 288,492^nd in the world and 7^th in Ottawa for Lowest Crime Rates, with 34.52 law-abiding acts per hour.