The Imperial Lands of Lord Morkai is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Commander Morkai with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 28.28 billion Lord Morkaians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fenris. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lord Morkaian economy, worth a remarkable 4,241 trillion Imperials a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,968 Imperials, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lord Commander Morkai's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman, powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, and religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lord Morkai's national animal is the Fenrisian Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Imperial Cult.

Lord Morkai is ranked 5,471^st in the world and 1^st in Wolfpack Alliance for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,238 pounds of wildlife per square mile.