The Paladin of Lorenz Hellman Gloucester is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Lorenz Hellman Gloucester with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 14.491 billion Lorenz Hellman Gloucesterians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Derdriu. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Lorenz Hellman Gloucesterian economy, worth a remarkable 1,336 trillion golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 92,198 golds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 315,703 per year while the poor average 19,781, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Max Barry is this year's Miss Lorenz Hellman Gloucester, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, and photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Lorenz Hellman Gloucester's bedroom. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lorenz Hellman Gloucester's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Seiros.

Lorenz Hellman Gloucester is ranked 65,942^nd in the world and 34^th in Cao Wei for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,567.75 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.