The Empire of Losice is a massive, pleasant nation, ruled by Mariusz Kucewicz with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 4.005 billion Losiceans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Łosice. The average income tax rate is 51.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Losicean economy, worth 114 trillion złoties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 28,534 złoties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, and party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Losice's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Losice is ranked 211,310^th in the world and 2^nd in Astroia for Safest, scoring 36.07 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.