The Queen's State of Loup de Cap is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 25.509 billion Loup de Capians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education and Spirituality are also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The powerhouse Loup de Capian economy, worth a remarkable 1,402 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 54,963 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 373,682 per year while the poor average 2,953, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Loup de Cap's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Loup de Cap is ranked 236,490^th in the world and 8^th in Mogadishu for Most Beautiful Environments, with 361.76 pounds of wildlife per square mile.