The Eternal Land of Loutsland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Arthur with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, enslaved workforce, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.917 billion Loutslanders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crescent. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Loutslandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,484 trillion Golds a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 319,193 Golds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,577,886 per year while the poor average 36,701, a ratio of 43.0 to 1.

Pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall, misbehaving Dragons deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loutsland's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Loutslandian Church.

Loutsland is ranked 289,690^th in the world and 6,329^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 3.86 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.