Population | 2.75 billion |
Capital | Snipcoard |
Leader | Great Leader Snippet |
Faith | snipism |
Currency | Snip |
Animal | Snipets |
The Lovely and Joyous State of Snipland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Great Leader Snippet with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.75 billion Sniplandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snipcoard. The average income tax rate is 88.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Sniplandian economy, worth 392 trillion Snips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 142,794 Snips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation, contestants on Snipland's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, and mountain rescuers refer to their new gear as the 'watchamacallits' and 'thingymabobs'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Snipland's national animal is the Snipets, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is snipism.
Snipland is ranked 25,502nd in the world and 970th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 243.75 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Snipland was endorsed by The Republic of Bhadeshistan.
- : Snipland was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Vendonesam.
- : Snipland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Snipland was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Sechiole.
- : Snipland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Following new legislation in Snipland, mountain rescuers refer to their new gear as the 'watchamacallits' and 'thingymabobs'.
- : Snipland endorsed The Federation of Northern Zorbrasnka.
- : Snipland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Snipland was endorsed by The Federation of Northern Zorbrasnka.
- : Following new legislation in Snipland, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 224 » Bankowiata, Laforeia, Corfad, Kwaj, Koda-Land, Former English Colony, Territorio di Nessuno, Omnistria, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Adziolandia, The Confederate States of America, David Davidson, Austro-Bavarian States, Shibutani, The Bikini Bottom Republic, Mesvice, Nouvel Empire, Filibustra, New Selkirk, Radicaster, Wolffoxia, PlanetMercury, Ethnon, Malta Comino Gozo, Pallaith, Kandorith, Seenvorland, A Salmon Named Harold, Transitional Global Authority, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Technocratic-european Countries, Walter Jackson, Siwale, Zerentopia, Aguaria Major, Misdainana, Chukstik Illahi, Dicko, PotatoFarmers, Xiang Dynasty, Old Emporia, Soviet Terran, Phoronu, New Xyroxes, Oceania-America, Unsophisticate, The Rhein States, Gorundu, Lemonbiscuits, Oannia, and 174 others.KAP03land, Amdupe, Arch Dornan, Azzarel, Arucaria, Wilkshire, Necromonia, Inspiratus, Varisland, Esperonia, Andstions, Vexilia, Neopie, Horrorlandian State, Frontia, Federation of Vanguard, Greater Portugaliza, The Windmilluminati, Esteneng, AmManies, Karazan, Jinwoy, Gendirt, Confederacy of North America, Etanur, Dacian Freelands, Fran Advar, Loutsland, Fratanica, Dreadton, Aurasreich, Elomania, Great Bights Mum, Love Shack, Everything Decided at Random, Mk Steele, Salish-Cascadia, Free State Of Wrangler Island, Laxoimia, Intelbrazia, Perikuresu, Jeltronian WA Mission, North Jus Intius, Eggplant Island, Felpolandia, Sanctum Teriaris, Mystiquelle, Scres Gidgerland, Spartoi, Pradovnia, Singamadri, Hentaigraado, Tenana, Rinadia, South Baba, Southern Moosetopia, New Lakemba, Renemaran, Regallio, Khoik, Bharathvarsh, Laurendon, Radored Welandion, Frokolia, Rainengrad, Darkanistan, Joevala, Nationeer, IHateRights, Russila, Homo Sapiens Deuss, Pannonika, Cinnibar, Panama Coalition, TamilPesum, Tehmistan, Eurochina, Yukti, Maiora Cacumina, Aeolist, Rex Republic, United States of Medford, Sil Dorsett, Solmetria, Chipoli, Frances Francis the First of France, Marlducro, Advancia-Sizzletown, Catalis, Neo Cheese Empire, Batatoland Empire, North Bratislava, South Parter, Kranostav, Wineclaw, Atrito, Vilaforta, Deliber, Unimaginable Doom, Unshleepd, Simone Republic, New Atlantico, New-Ferytland, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Pinky Queen, Ham Federation, Petronellania, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Bedsonya, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Tugupaw, Inclement Space, New Cordyceps, Bodhisva, Ishtimbine, CyberEgypt, Racoda, Jenha, Alogiada, Sindoesia, Bardopia, Eurocom, Aerilia, Zandos, Republiqueducroissant, Hyphen, Votak Matim, Armonker, United Orange Valley States, Bagojo, Illusia and Neverendia, Zelenaya Dolina, Furballland, Xagill, Verderiesdre, Greater Manila, Luminerra, Neptunian Military Administration, McMasterdonia, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Arostica, Germanic Cat, Valiacorkit, Barxa, Kainin, Ereena, Pribaltic Union, Valentine Z, Ayuzhhhhh, Halsoni, United Kahndaq, Texaska, Altivia, Aoncarpa, Francois Isidore, The New Oceanic States, Eralan, Yaorozu, Ubeland, Suvarnavarta, Dillimore, Davidianian, PwRepublic, Tragesch Firwat, Stal Valley, Hikki, Northern Zorbrasnka, Sechiole, Vendonesam, and Bhadeshistan.