| Population | 3.184 billion |
| Capital | Happyland |
| Leader | Happy the Mole |
| Faith | Entheogenicism |
| Currency | genie |
| Animal | caiman |
The Subterranean Borderlands of Lower Lycantia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Happy the Mole with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.184 billion Lower Lycantians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Happyland. The average income tax rate is 23.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong Lower Lycantian economy, worth 171 trillion genies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is 53,770 genies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
The government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix, foreign leaders with unpaid parking tickets are often refused entry, the official Lower Lycantian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, and unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lower Lycantia's national animal is the caiman and its national religion is Entheogenicism.
Lower Lycantia is ranked 77,992nd in the world and 2nd in T2R for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,645.66 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Lower Lycantia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
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Lower Lycantia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens and Least Corrupt Governments.
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Lower Lycantia, unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days.
- : Following new legislation in
Lower Lycantia, the official Lower Lycantian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
- : Following new legislation in
Lower Lycantia, foreign leaders with unpaid parking tickets are often refused entry.
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Lower Lycantia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
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Lower Lycantia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
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Lower Lycantia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in
Lower Lycantia, the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix.
- : Following new legislation in
Lower Lycantia, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.

















