The Malleus Maleficarum of Lucy Cavendish is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Concerned Mom-to-Be with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 21.868 billion Cavendishes live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zügellosigkeit Durcheinander. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cavendishian economy, worth a remarkable 6,712 trillion Queens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 306,956 Queens, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,596,843 per year while the poor average 31,866, a ratio of 50.1 to 1.

It's best not to ask what goes into Zügellosigkeit Durcheinander Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, "Day of the Rope" is the top song of the summer, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, and door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lucy Cavendish's national animal is the Doe, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lucy Cavendish is ranked 88,993^rd in the world and 1^st in Queens Coming Into Our Own for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,285.44 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.