The Retina Burn of Luhai is a titanic, orderly nation, renowned for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 10.561 billion Luhaians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.1%.

The very strong Luhaian economy, worth 427 trillion rubledollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is 40,452 rubledollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 209,788 per year while the poor average 4,226, a ratio of 49.6 to 1.

Organ donation is compulsory, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime is a problem. Luhai's national animal is the hawk.

Luhai is ranked 239,217^th in the world and 4,245^th in The catholic military orders for Nicest Citizens, with 10.55 average smiles per day.