The Republic of Luimneach is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls and daily referendums. The compassionate, devout population of 635 million Luimneachians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rathgotham. The average income tax rate is 34.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Luimneachian economy, worth 37.4 trillion Bits a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,934 Bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, out-of-work basketball players loom over the unemployment line, the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite, and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Luimneach to be bombproof. Crime is totally unknown. Luimneach's national animal is the Fox.

Luimneach is ranked 134,929^th in the world and 31^st in Christmas for Highest Average Incomes, with 58,934.61 Standard Monetary Units.