The Pony space empire of Lulamoon Land is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Empress Rainbow Lulamoon with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.376 billion Lulamoonians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cantermoon. The average income tax rate is 84.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Lulamoonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,808 trillion Equuses a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,165 Equuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Adverts depict men giving birth while cursing the women who got them into trouble, pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association, and the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lulamoon Land's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Equestrianism.

Lulamoon Land is ranked 244,657^th in the world and 50^th in The Interdimensional Community for Most Primitive, scoring -136.86 on the Scary Big Number Scale.