The Witches of Lumity is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Eda with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.849 billion Lumityians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boiling Isles. The average income tax rate is 81.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Lumityian economy, worth a remarkable 2,460 trillion golds a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 191,487 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun, there are no bananas today in Lumity, former arms manufacturing CEOs are now delivering food for minimum wage, and the government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lumity's national animal is the owl and its national religion is Cards.

Lumity is ranked 322,597^th in the world and 26^th in Temporary Home for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -12.47 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.