by Max Barry

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Most Conservative: 5thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,331stLargest Populations: 7,682nd
The Queen's State of
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Eminence Grise
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Lunatic Express

Population18.81 billion

CapitalCapital Heights


The Queen's State of Lunatic Express is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, cynical population of 18.81 billion Lunatic Expressians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.3%.

The very strong Lunatic Expressian economy, worth 527 trillion betales a year, is highly specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 28,042 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, political activists are routinely executed, deers are considered a delicacy, and Lunatic Express has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Lunatic Express's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lunatic Express is ranked 45,515th in the world and 2nd in Canberra for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 632.55 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most Conservative: 5thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 7,331stLargest Populations: 7,682ndTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 13,831stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,604thMost Authoritarian: 22,357th

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