The República of Luphaspania is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Víctor Leonardo Pérez Sánchez with a fair hand, and notable for its suspicion of poets. The democratic population of 2.154 billion Luphaspaniards are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santa Maria de Altamira. The average income tax rate is 37.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Luphaspanian economy, worth 70.7 trillion Luphaspanian pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,823 Luphaspanian pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Federal Council of Luphaspania has been announced as the new Head of State, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, and crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Luphaspania's national animal is the motmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Luphaspania is ranked 151,967^th in the world and 9^th in Squareworld for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 402.24 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.