The Technocratic Federation of Lycantine is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Christian Santos with an even hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 13.804 billion Lycantineans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lyzantium. The average income tax rate is 89.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Lycantinean economy, worth a remarkable 3,043 trillion Lychans a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 220,476 Lychans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Cultural heritage is measured in Scoville Heat Units, Prime Minister Christian Santos has killer fashion sense, Lycantinean novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Prime Minister Christian Santos, and residents are readily ratting out rats in restaurants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lycantine's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lycantine is ranked 327,320^th in the world and 3^rd in Anegana for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 18.79 on the Bus Surprisal Index.