The Queen's State of MacArthur Warlord is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 45.126 billion MacArthur Warlordians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 89.6%.

The strong MacArthur Warlordian economy, worth a remarkable 2,826 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 62,643 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year, none has been named as MacArthur Warlord's national religion, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, and teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MacArthur Warlord's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.

MacArthur Warlord is ranked 248,460^th in the world and 1^st in The Superior for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -3.79 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.