The Orderly Kingdom of Machiavellion is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by King Lorenzo II with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, strictly enforced bedtime, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 14.622 billion Machiavs are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gaius. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Machiav economy, worth a remarkable 1,626 trillion Lire a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,251 Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

King Lorenzo II's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, water fights now end with thousands dead, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, and protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Machiavellion's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Machiavellion is ranked 175,838^th in the world and 4^th in The Empire of Mare Nostrum for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 137.94 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.