The Famiglia of Mafioni is a titanic, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 24.903 billion Mafionians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of O'polis. The average income tax rate is 42.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Mafionian economy, worth 833 trillion IONS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 33,446 IONS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, Leader is the self-declared God of all Mafioni, and Mafioni has designated O'polis as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mafioni's national animal is the Tommygun and its national religion is Orioni.

Mafioni is ranked 41,128^th in the world and 3^rd in Equinox for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,906.69 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.