The Free Land of Maggimania is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Council of Law and Order with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-working, democratic population of 13.492 billion Maggimanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foshan. The average income tax rate is 9.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Maggimanian economy, worth 708 trillion M$s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 52,526 M$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Parole board directors light up a joint before telling hash-brownie baking grannies that they have to stay behind bars, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, and unpopular politicians are often caught between a rock and a hard place. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Maggimania's national animal is the poodle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Taoism.

Maggimania is ranked 56,570^th in the world and 1^st in The United World for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,442.67 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.