The United States of Maid Cafe is a mammoth, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 8.564 billion Maid Cafeans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 38.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Maid Cafean economy, worth 208 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 24,308 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, snitches get riches, and the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Maid Cafe's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Maid Cafe is ranked 100,503^rd in the world and 2^nd in Right Sektor for Smartest Citizens, with 36.52 quips per hour.