The Republic of Make-Love is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its restrictive gun laws. The democratic population of 2.622 billion Lovers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 31.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Make-Lovean economy, worth 86.5 trillion rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,985 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, judicial torture is outsourced overseas, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, and claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Make-Love's national animal is the falcon.

Make-Love is ranked 72,098^th in the world and 2^nd in Make Love for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,874.69 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.