The State of Malaita Eagle is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 41.859 billion Malaita Eagleans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The thriving Malaita Eaglean economy, worth a remarkable 1,858 trillion betales a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 44,409 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 135,663 per year while the poor average 11,268, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, Malaita Eagle has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, The Governor has just been declared ruler of Malaita Eagle in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a problem. Malaita Eagle's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Malaita Eagle is ranked 120,150^th in the world and 1^st in Solomon Islands for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,760.78 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.