The Republic of Malanasia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 21.376 billion Malanasians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mises City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Malanasian economy, worth a remarkable 6,094 trillion gold pieces a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 285,097 gold pieces, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

It turns out you can put a price on sporting integrity, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Mises City, many marriages go virtually unconsummated, and mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Malanasia's national animal is the rattlesnake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is natural law.

Malanasia is ranked 4,561^st in the world and 1^st in Whole New World for Most Corrupt Governments, with 238.29 kickbacks per hour.