The People's Republic of Malarus is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Victor Yanukovich with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and infamous sell-swords. The cynical population of 3.184 billion Malarussians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiyev. The average income tax rate is 25.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Malarussian economy, worth 134 trillion Roubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,335 Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, judges are big know-it-alls, and political candidates recite daily pledges of loyalty to their chosen party. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malarus's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Malarus is ranked 116,908^th in the world and 6^th in Suvo for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.55 law-abiding acts per hour.