The United States of Malavisia is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.565 billion Malavisians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Singapore. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Malavisian economy, worth 474 trillion Stardusts a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,157 Stardusts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The numbers on the latest spending report are reaching stellar levels, infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark, outdated physical currency is considered a biohazard, and the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malavisia's national animal is the Papilo bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Malavisia is ranked 117,883^rd in the world and 6,282^nd in Balder for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 10,190.25 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.