The State of Maldivian State is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.274 billion Maldivian Stateans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.7%.

The very strong Maldivian Statean economy, worth 648 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 29,094 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 197,804 per year while the poor average 1,563, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary and Maldivian State has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Maldivian State's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Maldivian State is ranked 93,135^th in the world and 1^st in Maldives Republic for Most Primitive, scoring 7.07 on the Scary Big Number Scale.