The Armed Republic of Malta SSR is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 4.416 billion Malta SSRians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Education, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Environment is ignored. The average income tax rate is 34.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Malta SSRian economy, worth 160 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 36,442 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, a major religion has been named as Malta SSR's national religion, Leader has just been declared ruler of Malta SSR in an international press conference, and Malta SSR has designated Malta SSR City as its capital city. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malta SSR's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Malta SSR is ranked 316,946^th in the world and 10^th in Avarua for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -9.8 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.