The Xunj'tis Zkasaeva Sith Aeuso of Malumynumen is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dark Council with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.853 billion Sith are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dromund Kaas. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Sith economy, worth a remarkable 4,128 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 348,312 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and etiquette guides advise visitors to 'grovel gracefully'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malumynumen's national animal is the Hydra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Order of the Sith.

Malumynumen is ranked 2,289^th in the world and 9^th in Institute of Cellulose for Most Corrupt Governments, with 327.2 kickbacks per hour.