The Federation of Malvonius is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Malvus Extremetus with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.558 billion Malvonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malvonia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Malvonian economy, worth 607 trillion Malves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,324 Malves, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 445,057 per year while the poor average 17,827, a ratio of 25.0 to 1.

The government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains, good-looking doctors are obliged by law to give foot rubs to Malvus Extremetus, employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired, and the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Malvonius's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hellenism.

Malvonius is ranked 300,547^th in the world and 21^st in The Slumber for Safest, scoring 15.52 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.