The Republic of Mambo 122 is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its avant-garde cinema, enslaved workforce, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 822 million Mambo 122ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.6%.
The strong Mambo 122ian economy, worth 39.6 trillion currencies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,207 currencies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 188,187 per year while the poor average 8,424, a ratio of 22.3 to 1.
Years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, soldiers with colourful mohawks make themselves perfect targets for snipers, and theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mambo 122's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Mambo 122 is ranked 205,970th in the world and 477th in Izern for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -3.74 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Mambo 122, theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good.
- : Following new legislation in
Mambo 122, soldiers with colourful mohawks make themselves perfect targets for snipers.
- : Following new legislation in
Mambo 122, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming.
- : Following new legislation in
Mambo 122, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details.
- : Following new legislation in
Mambo 122, high school principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school.
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Mambo 122, money is being desperately pumped into the ruined economy.
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Mambo 122, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants.
- : Following new legislation in
Mambo 122, jaw strain is an increasingly common ailment.
- : Following new legislation in
Mambo 122, Leader has just been declared ruler of Mambo 122 in an international press conference.
- : Following new legislation in
Mambo 122, dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books.





















