The Republic of Mambo 134 is a huge, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service, lack of airports, and digital currency. The compassionate population of 675 million Mambo 134ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 47.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Mambo 134ian economy, worth 40.6 trillion izerns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,122 izerns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away, riot police are stationed around paintings of violent protestors, and the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mambo 134's national animal is the izern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mambo 134 is ranked 73,187^th in the world and 369^th in Izern for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,408.92 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.