The Federal Republic of Mambo 14 is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, enslaved workforce, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.351 billion Mambo 14ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Mambo 14ian economy, worth 141 trillion monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 104,651 monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, residents are readily ratting out rats in restaurants, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, and minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mambo 14's national animal is the card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mambo 14 is ranked 31,902^nd in the world and 36^th in Izern for Highest Poor Incomes, with 72,834.07 Standard Monetary Units.