The Republic of Mambo 147 is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 756 million Mambo 147ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.7%.
The strong Mambo 147ian economy, worth 48.7 trillion izerns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,355 izerns, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.
Foreign countries consider stepping on their grass to be a serious offense, the internet has been placed under government control, economists claim no news is good news, and nobody draws smiley faces on receipts anymore. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mambo 147's national animal is the izern.
Mambo 147 is ranked 171,780th in the world and 774th in Izern for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,659.88 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Mambo 147, nobody draws smiley faces on receipts anymore.
- : Following new legislation in
Mambo 147, economists claim no news is good news.
- : Following new legislation in
Mambo 147, the internet has been placed under government control.
- : Following new legislation in
Mambo 147, foreign countries consider stepping on their grass to be a serious offense.
- : Following new legislation in
Mambo 147, welfare recipients frequently parlay checks into homelessness.
- : Following new legislation in
Mambo 147, raccoons are plump and satiated.
- : Following new legislation in
Mambo 147, child labor has been outlawed.
- : Following new legislation in
Mambo 147, many in Mambo 147 are born in the purple.
- : Following new legislation in
Mambo 147, gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood.
- : Following new legislation in
Mambo 147, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.















