The Republic of Mambo 163 is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 613 million Mambo 163ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 39.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Mambo 163ian economy, worth 33.4 trillion izerns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,404 izerns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, Leader tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty", bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mambo 163's national animal is the izern, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mambo 163 is ranked 104,247^th in the world and 56^th in Izern for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,888.71 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.