The Republic of Mambo 167 is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 619 million Mambo 167ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 46.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Mambo 167ian economy, worth 33.0 trillion izerns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,269 izerns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land, and school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mambo 167's national animal is the izern, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mambo 167 is ranked 23,131^st in the world and 93^rd in Izern for Safest, scoring 111.98 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.