The Republic of Mambo 179 is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, national health service, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate population of 644 million Mambo 179ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 55.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Mambo 179ian economy, worth 32.0 trillion izerns a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,736 izerns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
War criminals are given full state funerals, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, and fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mambo 179's national animal is the izern, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Mambo 179 is ranked 278,750th in the world and 820th in Carcassonne for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 22,033.07 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Mambo 179, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
- : Following new legislation in
Mambo 179, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
- : Following new legislation in
Mambo 179, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown.
- : Following new legislation in
Mambo 179, war criminals are given full state funerals.
- : Following new legislation in
Mambo 179, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen.
- : Following new legislation in
Mambo 179, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution.
- : Following new legislation in
Mambo 179, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
- : Following new legislation in
Mambo 179, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium.
- : Following new legislation in
Mambo 179, nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high.
- : Following new legislation in
Mambo 179, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.















