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Most Pacifist: 18,488thSafest: 19,420thLargest Mining Sector: 26,590th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Izern
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Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
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Political Freedom
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Mambo 184

Population672 million

Currencyizern
Animalizern

The Republic of Mambo 184 is a huge, genial nation, notable for its parental licensing program, pith helmet sales, and public floggings. The compassionate, cynical population of 672 million Mambo 184ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 42.4%.

The Mambo 184ian economy, worth 31.1 trillion izerns a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,353 izerns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, and unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mambo 184's national animal is the izern, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Mambo 184 is ranked 35,794th in the world and 194th in Izern for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 50.37 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Most Pacifist: 18,488thSafest: 19,420thLargest Mining Sector: 26,590thNicest Citizens: 30,504th
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Largest Mining Sector: 25th in the regionMost Pacifist: 38th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 52nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 57th in the regionSafest: 66th in the regionMost Primitive: 73rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 75th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mambo 184, unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days.
  • : Mambo 184 was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Mambo 184, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time.
  • : Mambo 184 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Mambo 184, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity.
  • : Following new legislation in Mambo 184, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies.
  • : Following new legislation in Mambo 184, homeless people dying of starvation are thought to be a necessary cost of preventing terrorism.
  • : Following new legislation in Mambo 184, apples shaped like baguettes have become a strange new food fad.
  • : Following new legislation in Mambo 184, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance.
  • : Following new legislation in Mambo 184, museums offer moralization or your money back.

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