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Most Cheerful Citizens: 21,943rd
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Izern
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Mambo 216

Population538 million

Currencyizern
Animalizern

The Republic of Mambo 216 is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and zero percent divorce rate. The quiet, industrious population of 538 million Mambo 216ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.2%.

The very strong Mambo 216ian economy, worth 30.4 trillion izerns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,580 izerns, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, and a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mambo 216's national animal is the izern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mambo 216 is ranked 156,800th in the world and 692nd in Izern for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,918.2 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 21,943rd
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Highest Drug Use: 13th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 34th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 44th in the regionTop
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Most Average: 45th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 52nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 73rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 76th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mambo 216, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.
  • : Following new legislation in Mambo 216, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them.
  • : Following new legislation in Mambo 216, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Mambo 216, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list.
  • : Following new legislation in Mambo 216, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem.
  • : Following new legislation in Mambo 216, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • : Following new legislation in Mambo 216, business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders.
  • : Following new legislation in Mambo 216, the government is hounded to provide tissues whenever the feelings of the Dàguó people are hurt.
  • : Following new legislation in Mambo 216, the Mambo 216 City Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative.
  • : Following new legislation in Mambo 216, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy.

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