The Republic of Mambo 223 is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its public floggings, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 484 million Mambo 223ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 35.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The Mambo 223ian economy, worth 25.8 trillion izerns a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,400 izerns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED, and the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mambo 223's national animal is the izern, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Mambo 223 is ranked 260,320th in the world and 525th in Izern for Most Cultured, scoring 62 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Mambo 223, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery.
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Mambo 223, candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED.
- : Following new legislation in
Mambo 223, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.
- : Following new legislation in
Mambo 223, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains.
- : Following new legislation in
Mambo 223, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
- : Following new legislation in
Mambo 223, Tetris has been banned for its graphic violent content.
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Mambo 223 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
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Mambo 223, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
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Mambo 223, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
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Mambo 223, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.



















