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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,750thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,920thSafest: 17,431st
The Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy
Izern
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Average

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Mambo 232

Population542 million

Currencyizern
Animalizern

The Republic of Mambo 232 is a huge, safe nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, lack of airports, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 542 million Mambo 232ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.2%.

The Mambo 232ian economy, worth 26.5 trillion izerns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,926 izerns, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

All children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity, and music award shows include surprise polygraph segments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mambo 232's national animal is the izern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mambo 232 is ranked 298,229th in the world and 882nd in Izern for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,162.25 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,750thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,920thSafest: 17,431stMost Conservative: 19,240thMost Pacifist: 20,878th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 56th in the regionSafest: 56th in the regionMost Pacifist: 63rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mambo 232, music award shows include surprise polygraph segments.
  • : Following new legislation in Mambo 232, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity.
  • : Following new legislation in Mambo 232, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Mambo 232, all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense.
  • : Following new legislation in Mambo 232, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches.
  • : Following new legislation in Mambo 232, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Following new legislation in Mambo 232, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction.
  • : Following new legislation in Mambo 232, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in Mambo 232, corporations are forbidden from employing outside the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Mambo 232, supervisors in Mambo 232 commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence.

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