The Republic of Mambo 244 is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, cynical population of 505 million Mambo 244ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 45.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong Mambo 244ian economy, worth 26.0 trillion izerns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,457 izerns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government, the annual government yacht trip is sponsored by criminal syndicates, Mambo 244 successfully hosted the Izern Olympics, and fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mambo 244's national animal is the izern, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Mambo 244 is ranked 240,179th in the world and 857th in Izern for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 103.08 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Mambo 244, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back.
- : Following new legislation in
Mambo 244, Mambo 244 successfully hosted the Izern Olympics.
- : Following new legislation in
Mambo 244, the annual government yacht trip is sponsored by criminal syndicates.
- : Following new legislation in
Mambo 244, newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government.
- : Following new legislation in
Mambo 244, supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale.
- : Following new legislation in
Mambo 244, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes.
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Mambo 244 was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in
Mambo 244, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere.
- : Following new legislation in
Mambo 244, jaw strain is an increasingly common ailment.
- : Following new legislation in
Mambo 244, citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts.














