The Republic of Mambo 247 is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 674 million Mambo 247ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.2%.

The Mambo 247ian economy, worth 28.5 trillion izerns a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,335 izerns, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace, diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, ancestry test results arrive bundled with patent applications, and school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mambo 247's national animal is the izern, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mambo 247 is ranked 169,388^th in the world and 73^rd in Izern for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.14 percentage of bribes refused.