The Republic of Mambo 277 is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its public floggings and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate population of 641 million Mambo 277ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Administration, and Defense are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.7%.

The Mambo 277ian economy, worth 25.3 trillion izerns a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,441 izerns, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster, helicopter parenting is on the rise, and the mark of a good ruler is the largeness of his chin. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mambo 277's national animal is the izern.

Mambo 277 is ranked 85,983^rd in the world and 612^th in Izern for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 3,244.4 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.