The Federal Republic of Mambo 3 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.585 billion Mambo 3ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 63.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Mambo 3ian economy, worth 140 trillion monies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,328 monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Every workday begins with group therapy, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Mambo 3ians, and flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mambo 3's national animal is the card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mambo 3 is ranked 36,364^th in the world and 95^th in Izern for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,413.8 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.