The Republic of Mambo 39 is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its digital currency, enslaved workforce, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, devout population of 1.176 billion Mambo 39ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 52.2%.

The powerhouse Mambo 39ian economy, worth 99.0 trillion Izerns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,199 Izerns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans, if you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil, and the news is showing footage of Leader bullying an old man to the point of tears. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mambo 39's national animal is the Izern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mambo 39 is ranked 326,681^st in the world and 871^st in Izern for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -11.92 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.