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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 16,988thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,692ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,958th
The Republic of
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Izern
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Mambo 42

Population1.077 billion

CurrencyIzern
AnimalIzern

The Republic of Mambo 42 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.077 billion Mambo 42ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.1%.

The thriving Mambo 42ian economy, worth 95.9 trillion Izerns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,039 Izerns, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 303,913 per year while the poor average 19,195, a ratio of 15.8 to 1.

Tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists, and prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mambo 42's national animal is the Izern, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Mambo 42 is ranked 62,125th in the world and 323rd in Izern for Nicest Citizens, with 16.66 average smiles per day.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 16,988thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,692ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,958thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24,497thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 30,261st
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 45th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 56th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 80th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mambo 42, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries.
  • : Following new legislation in Mambo 42, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists.
  • : Following new legislation in Mambo 42, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese.
  • : Following new legislation in Mambo 42, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs.
  • : Following new legislation in Mambo 42, the government will gladly pay you next Tuesday for a hamburger today.
  • : Following new legislation in Mambo 42, there's no escape from the rule of law... or police brutality.
  • : Following new legislation in Mambo 42, the immigration office has an express line for people bringing cash in briefcases.
  • : Following new legislation in Mambo 42, all screens are equal but some are more equal than others.
  • : Following new legislation in Mambo 42, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in Mambo 42, aides are afraid to ask if Leader wants a cup of tea or coffee.

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