The Republic of Mambo 60 is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The cynical population of 1.207 billion Mambo 60ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 64.4%.

The thriving Mambo 60ian economy, worth 74.3 trillion Izerns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,557 Izerns, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Aristocratic family trees are beginning to resemble tumbleweeds, nobody draws smiley faces on receipts anymore, there is one competing standard, and many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mambo 60's national animal is the Izern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mambo 60 is ranked 314,459^th in the world and 832^nd in Izern for Rudest Citizens, with 8.18 insults per minute.